I was shopping tramdock.com today and came across this. the picture and the description cracked me up! the guys at backcountry.com always do a good job with discriptions.

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Salomon Conspiracy One-Piece Suit - Men's:

Salomon’s Conspiracy One-Piece Suit blew minds when it launched last season, and it returns for 2008/09 for a second assault on your medulla oblongata. Go ahead and call it a fart bag or a fruit suit. That’s right: laugh it up, sucka. Fact is, we’ll be chuckling all the way to the peak while you point, giggle, and shiver your jewels off on the lift. There is nothing—repeat, nothing—as comfortable, toasty and care-free on a dump day as a one-piece, and the Conspiracy ranks among the best in recent designs. Crafted entirely from 20K/20K-rated three-layer ClimaPRO fabric, it has pockets and vents for days, a loose, mobility-enhancing fit, and enough ridiculous purple steeze to start a nearly endless stream of uninvited commentary. The only prerequisites for wearing it are a healthy dose of kiss-my-ass attitude and the ability to throw down like a bad mother.

Britt, i think Andy needs one of these fo sho